Hell fever!

Easter is almost upon us, and so highlights that lovely (EVIL) time of year: Spring! Now, although I have nothing against Christ, the power of Christ, his poltergeist, and his zombie epic, I do have a big complaint to make: POLLEN. Now, I know what you are thinking: here comes another bitch about hayfever, well I take your bitch and I raise you - a tantrum. All bastard day whilst trying to complete several pieces of uni work, condemning myself to observing the beautiful sunshine through my double-glazed window, I have sneezed, blown my brains out through my nose, and snotted on myself, much to the amusement, i'm sure, of the good lord himself. I am even doubting whether locking myself away is a lesser evil than braving the "fresh" air. No, I agree, I made the right decision, staying in and playing with the dust and disease is much more helpful to my immune system.

Well, I definitely need to be more proactive, nearly a week through my easter break and i've still not done much in the work department! How boring is my life right now. Well at least I have my dream world. The ability to fantasise (and not necessarily the way you may think) is certainly a gift from God. Well, that settles it, I suppose we are on even grounds, me and big G.

His pollen plague can be forgiven for that wonderful gift, the twinkle it gives me in my eye. Oh wait, thats just my allergies.

Until next time

TTFN xx